Sarah Palin does not need a penny, but she takes a penny, and she never leaves a penny, even when she has a penny.

I stole most of these from @EffingBoring, @al3x, mogrify, @smartasshat, @paynefisk, @cosamostro, @phyllisstein, @toldorknown, @ccsteff and @thedayhascome. They are awesome.